Music Synced Christmas light tour

A teaser video of 4 of 5 (there was a video error at 1189 Citadel.. my apologies but they do have videos posted at http://ow.ly/3nUni) of the music synced light shows in Fresno/Clovis December 2010. Thanks to @FresnoBeeHive for the addresses and tips found here http://bit.ly/g6x7xk

6047 N Winchester (Bullard and Maroa)

1150 E. Sierra (east of First Street)

699 E. Blue Ridge Road (Ft Washington and Friant)

3026 San Gabriel Ave. Clovis (Locan, north of Gettysburg)

81st Annual Fresno Christmas Parade Today at 10am!

The City of Fresno is hosting its 81st Annual Christmas Parade this Saturday, December 11th, 2010 at 10:00am in downtown Fresno!  This year's parade features nearly 70 entries and six marching bands. 

Here is the parade route for you to get familar with and so you can pick your spot!  Parking is free throughout downtown, but be aware of street closures. 

Truths For Mature Adults

 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 
  
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 
  
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 
  
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 
  
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 
  
6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 
  
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 
  
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 
  
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 
  
10. Bad decisions make good stories. 
  
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 
  
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. 
  
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. 
  
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 
  
15. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay. 
  
16. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. 
  
17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 
  
18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? 
  
19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters! 
  
20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. 
  
21. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 
  
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time! 

Canstruction

I happen to see a tweet today reminding everyone that today was the last day to see the Fresno Canstruction exhibit for the year so after a birthday party I took my daughter to I thought we would swing by and give it a look. There were 11 exhibits in total, all with a different feel and theme. This was the inaugural year for the San Joaquin Valley. All the food goes to Community Food Bank after today. My favorite was the bus, my daughters was the 'day at the park'.

Day in the Life of a Realtor - Parody

A Realtor in South Jersey, Ed Barski, created this video to let off a little steam. Please note that it is NOT SAFE for work or children (due to language)!

I think it’s important to note that Ed does mention on his YouTube site,  “I love all my clients and my work, these cartoons are an effort to let off some steam. None of these cartoons reflect a specific client. They are a compilation of small bits of some of my worst days and generally reflect interactions with the general public. If you find yourself being offended please just don't watch them again :) Thanks, otherwise enjoy as I have a little fun with my experiences”.

The daily life of a Realtor sure is filled with some unique happenings…. And we love every moment of them!

Jason Farris