Seven Legged Spider

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> From: Jane Gilles
> Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
> To: David Thorne
> Subject: Overdue account
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> Dear David,
> Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of > $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us > within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your > account and is no longer outstanding.

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> Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
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> From: David Thorne
> Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
> To: Jane Gilles
> Subject: Re: Overdue account
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> Dear Jane,
> I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a > spider instead.
> I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

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> Regards, David.
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> From: Jane Gilles
> Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
> To: David Thorne
> Subject: Overdue account
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> Dear David,
> Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept > drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. > Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been > applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

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> Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
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> From: David Thorne
> Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
> To: Jane Gilles
> Subject: Re: Overdue account
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> Dear Jane,
> Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

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> Regards, David.
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> From: Jane Gilles
> Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
> To: David Thorne
> Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account
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> Dear David,
> You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?

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> Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
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> From: David Thorne
> Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
> To: Jane Gilles
> Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account
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> Dear Jane,

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> Yes please.

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> Regards, David.
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> From: Jane Gilles
> Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
> To: David Thorne
> Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account
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> From: David Thorne
> Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
> To: Jane Gilles
> Subject: Whose spider is that?
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> Dear Jane,
> Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This > spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such > an elementary mistake when I drew it.

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> Regards, David.
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> From: Jane Gilles
> Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
> To: David Thorne
> Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?
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> Dear David,
> Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email > you sent me on the 8th.
> David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95.
> Please make this payment as soon as possible.

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> Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
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> From: David Thorne
> Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
> To: Jane Gilles
> Subject: Automated Out of Office Response
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> Thankyou for contacting me.
> I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be > returning last week.
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> Regards, David.
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> From: David Thorne
> Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
> To: Jane Gilles
> Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?
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> Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that > despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the > one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you > rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission > but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. > As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number > of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this > will bring the matter to a conclusion.
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> Regards, David.
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> From: Jane Gilles
> Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
> To: David Thorne
> Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?
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> Dear David,
> As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for > accounts outstanding.
> We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a > payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

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> Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
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> From: David Thorne
> Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
> To: Jane Gilles
> Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?
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> I understand and will definitely make a payment this week if I > remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, > please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of > me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no > value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large > amount to it.
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> Regards, David.
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> From: Jane Gilles
> Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
> To: David Thorne
> Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?
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